You Know You’re An Adult

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When you order a decaf americano because it’s after 5pm; and to add insult to injury you are setting the alarm clock for tomorrow while you wait in line to get your drink.

Ugh.  When did this happen?  I remember when 10pm wasn’t even time to go out, now it’s time for bed.  If I’m not in bed by 10pm I am one cranky lady the next day.

I used to schedule bartenders to come into work at 10pm.  No more.

You know you’re an adult when you make sure to buy groceries for the week, have a spending plan, pay your rent on time, get to work early, pay your utilities, buy every thing in cash, and drink decaf coffee.

I’ve grown up.  It only took me 37 years.

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